Ahley moans and moans in his book.

He’s on his mobile phone, the agent rings up and tells him he’s being offered five grand a week less than Arsenal agreed. He’s so angry he nearly swerves off the road.

Two things: 1) Don’t use your mobile phone when you’re driving, Ashley. How daft can you be to admit that in public?

2) That means that one decision cost you £260,000 a year - out of what?

I think he would have been forced to struggle along on £2.6m.

Exactly. To me he’s the epitomy of what is wrong with football in this country. To most of us five grand a year would be a good start.

Shut up lad, just get on with playing football - which you’re not that good at because I saw you playing for Chelsea in the Champions League and you were cack.